so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Randomize
