Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I did not marry a roomba.
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