he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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