Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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