im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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