This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I bet he comes in French.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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