Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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