Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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