Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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