I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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