Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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