she was so not down for the gang bang
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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