life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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