Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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