He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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