If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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