He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
