NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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