The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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