Just cropdusted the office
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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