I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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