booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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