I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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