You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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