i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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