Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
