a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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