Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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