My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Randomize
