I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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