I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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