I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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