i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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