I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
a search helicopter?!
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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