she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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