you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
How's work?
Spinning.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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