i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Too much gin, very little bucket
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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