how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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