Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Every concussion has its silver lining
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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