I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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