Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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