physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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