I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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