I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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