Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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