who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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