You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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