and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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