he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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