Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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