dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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