Your face is a jimmy john
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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