Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She swung at the pinata with crutches
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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