I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
why didn't you poke me back
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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