I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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