Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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