i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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